WHEN GRATITUDE STINKS (WHOLLY SHIT!)

🔵💥 By Christopher Petteway. Photo by lauragrafie.

I tore ass!…
When I thew gas!!
It was a terrified blast
A God damn heat mass!!
The steam shot so hot
that I got diaper rash.

I couldn’t believe it!!
It was a heat seeking missile
Had the roar of thunder
the tail end of a whistle.

It shuddered my bone is gristle
Bulled both my knees!
It was inside that I cried…
Dear, Lord… Oh No… Please!!

The decision was made
The mark (not) counterfeit…
This one – I’ll take right to the grave –
I’d thought I’d fart – but rather: I shit!!

Such was the case
that day I blew gas
Save God’s mercy and grace –
I would not have an ass.


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